talk shit, get roasted.
an AI that actually talks shit. connect your wallet and find out.
10 free roasts a day. no card, no email. just a wallet and bad decisions.
how it works
three steps to catching hands
connect your wallet
no signup forms. works with Phantom, Solflare, any Solana wallet — one signature, done.
say something brave
type anything — your portfolio, your gym split — or drop a pic of your setup and let it cook the picture.
get flame-broiled
it answers instantly and it does not hold back. your chats stay yours. nobody else sees them.
two modes
take the heat, or hand it out
you vs. the machine
other chatbots apologize and offer you a helpline. this one reads your message and chooses violence. everything gets saved to your history so you can relive it whenever.
get roastedarm the group chat
describe the target and the situation — your mate's haircut, the meeting that should've been an email — and get candidate roast lines ready to deploy. You take the credit; we take the blame.
write my roaststhe token
$PUHHY contract address
live on solana. this page is the only address we publish — if you saw one somewhere else first, assume it's a clone and check it here.
75iy2VFKbdKX9C73tpvW2RtsPFn4FmCAHJex9raKpumpview on solscan ↗treasury: locked
99,505,108 $PUHHY (9.95% of supply) is locked until . nothing withdrawn, and the lock can't be cancelled early by either side — don't take our word for it: check the contract on streamflow ↗
$PUHHY is a memecoin. it doesn't pay for premium — that's USDT — and buying it isn't needed to use anything here. not financial advice, no guarantee of value. crypto is final; don't spend money you'd cry about.
still reading? that's roastable, twin.
the machine has opinions about people who scroll this far without clicking anything.
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